assassinate this guy, this is your chance
One of the few times Trump seems almost sane is when he talks about Bolton being a raving lunatic that only wants war. He sincerely does not like him.
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The weird dichotomy of Trump's mask-off narcissism and blabber mouth is that he lacks the "tact" or whatever to keep his mouth shut for the kayfabe theatrics and will just blurt out his true feelings. Like telling the inadvertent truth about John Bolton one minute and complaining about toilet flow volume the next.
I feel like there's a joke involving his mouth, low flow toilets, and something to do with shit backing up in both of them...
Dear God, Jesus, Vishnu, Isis, Ra, Muhammad, Mary, Zeus, Neptune, Thor, Gaia, The Eternal Black Void, anyone, everyone,
Please, please... make our timeline the one where Trump deports John Bolton to Tehran to stand trial for his countless crimes against Iran and its people. Alternatively, I am willing to accept sending him to Venezuela.
Just wrap his ass up and boot him out the back of a C130 like a lost Christmas gift arriving a month late.
or Venezuela, oops didn't fully read your comment
The funniest and most damaging thing that could happen to Bolton is nothing at all. His type has the most fragile ego of all. No insult is greater to him than the idea that absolutely nobody gives a shit about him whatsoever.
nobody gives a shit about him whatsoever.
Don't say that, that caterpillar living on his upper lip loves him 🥺
Bolton in the elevator to Trump: "I feel bad for you."
"I don't think about you at all." ding gets off elevator
LMAO
The order for this was hilarious, just a pretty grievance list of people he doesn't like, some bullshit about Hunter's laptop, and revoking everyone's security clearance.
Trump's first act as President is to make it easier to punch John Bolton
Leaving him alive and out of power to witness a lack of wars with major powers is much funnier.
Trump is making a Game of Thrones reference
John is the evil twin of Ramsay
Iran has the opportunity etc etc