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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 202 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, come to think of it, what’s up with that one anyway?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] somewhiteguy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Put the Laughter into Slaughter

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Eat

Prey

Love

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought you said Lactate

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Well....go on...

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Needed an excuse to have double ASS

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Ezio Auditore time traveled to an IKEA.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Even without the "don't dead open inside" thing going on, that's an unhinged thing to put on your wall

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how does assassin even fit in with the other words lol

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They REALLY like assassins creed

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

understandable

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Like I said, very poor taste.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm having a hard time with this. Why is assassin mixed in with the other platitudes?

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that poster specifically looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

total classic

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, why are 5 nouns and the 6th is an adjective (or past tense of a verb)? I hate that DEDICATED is there more than ASSASSIN. Also, word art is naff.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Because "DEDICATION" wouldn't fit in a 3x3 grid, no doigie. /s

Seriously, just as confused as everyone else here.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps they're a fan of Assassin's Creed?

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For the adventure. Meeting new people and killing them.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He wants to be the first kid on his block to have a confirmed kill.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Snipins a good job mate. Challenging work. Outta doors.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I knew what you were replying to, and you still got me.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The caption has a misspelling.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah because if you type the summoning spell out correctly, it will result in a demon horde ascending directly to your location with the soul intention of dragging the one responsible for the incantation to the underworld while legions of infernal fiends pour through that gaping abyss to bring about hell on Earth, durr.

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone else read the last one as dead iced tea??

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yep!

Is there anything more 'basic'that screams I have no taste than a white room with word art up?

Just eww all around

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 5 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait for the new hit

I wanna quaff your ass

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin.

Well the difference being ones a job and the others mental sickness.

Edit: found this video of the voice actor doing a live rendition of it while refreshing my memory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0IkK3KiBiR8

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anime/manga autors, please take notes.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Keiichi Okabe - Birth of a Wish: lyrics