i would describe what hexbear believes as the most intersectional form of leftism there is. hexbear is to the left of china or cuba. we are the ultimate leftists. after three years of self imposed isolation, this site has essentially created the most advanced form of leftist theory that currently exists today
If this is ironic it is one of the funnier things posted here, if its sincere it is one of the most cringe lmao
edit: In this moment I am euphoric
Yeah saying we're further to the left than actually succesful revolutionary projects is really something lol. Then turning around and wanting them to do treat discourse. Maybe there's a reason they're not occupied with talking about treats, and it's not because we're more advanced lol. They literally study Marxism in universities in China
Step 1: Take the Communist Manifesto
Step 2: Replace every noun with pee, poop or cum
Voila: Hexbear Manifesto
A poop is haunting pee - the poop of cum. All the poops of old pee have entered into a holy pee to exorcise this poop: Poop and Pee, Pee and Cum, French cum and German poop-pee.
Where is the poop in pee that has not been decried as communistic by its poops in cum? Where is the pee that has not hurled back the branding poop of cum, against the more advanced opposition poop, as well as against its reactionary cum?
Hexbear Memefesto
I would prefer that the "love you all, but all the shut-ins, regardless of their material conditions or psychological circumstances, that didn't go to le club and le party and kiss a stranger during New Years during a pandemic are embarrassing leftism" struggle session earlier this year be purged from existence and never happen again.
what I am in tears what does this mean
You had to be there. It coincided with wreckers fuckin it up in the pit.
The manifesto should be titled "Baby's first struggle sesh: How I learned to love the Hexbear".
Maybe it would make sense to add it to prolewiki? That's a convenient format (wiki) and already a place with some traction.
we're to the left of the infantile ultra-leftists, so far left that we become Serious again
Isn't that basically metamodernism
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
Yall are awfully high on your own supply these days. Either way I got a lol.
No more taking restraint waltuh
Any post that doesn't mention outdoor/indoor cats should be an instant ban.