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How do Chinese get out of China?
They buy a ticket and get on a plane, dipshit
i swear yankees are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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most amerikkkans think that China is a mudhut village type of country and only the "elite" get to use the rickety planes. In short, they're incredibly racist
mudhut village type
their mudhuts
our ecofriendly sustainable regenerative architecture. (invented by john miltonshiltonbeck in the year 1985)
always pisses me off people talking shit about mudhuts. Like damn, you build what you need for the climate. You don't need the house to be triple insulated when the temperature doesnt fall down below 20c, also just look at this mud mosque
it's all good, just honkeys honkin
a bit o' the old white noise
Who are we kidding, most Americans would look at what Michael Reynolds or Mike Oehler pioneered, and say "haha that looks like trash/dirt, I'd rather live in a stick-frame fiberglass-insulated vinyl-sided one-story single family house, gas furnaces and AC units are the pinnacle of civilization btw".
Americans hate ecology because the American Dream is to secure domination, by way of property ownership, as a modicum of victory in the war against everything. The American Dream is to erect a temple to wastefulness, draw a line around it, and contemptuously glare at everyone outside it from behind the line.
"Military age" weird way to spell working age but whatever
Gotta justify the slaughter of children somehow.
every day, I stand next to my air fryer, awaiting the secret pattern of beeps and chimes that will awaken the orders implanted in me from listening to Red Sun In The Sky Trap Remix [10 hours] on repeat. Chairman Xi, send the signal, your loyal soldier stands ready 
I look white, I act white, I talk white.
but I am a sleeper agent from the PRC, sent back from the year 2056 to await activation in the spring of 2025.
the white fleshy tissue you see covers my fully communist endoskeleton, allowing me to infiltrate the burger networks made of car brains. this hardened steel skeleton protects my highly advanced XMAO1337X neural network chipset and allows me to perform the most perfect karate moves at the wrestle center of your Joe Rogan.
I am here to build communism through raw posting power, fueled by immortal science.
post with me if you want to live.
China, known for terrorism around the world, not at all like the United States.
Dr Phil is about Chinese sleeper agents now? Wasn’t it about like family drama 
Even when it was about family drama he was getting famous and making tens of millions in kickbacks from child concentration camps (the "troubled teen industry"). Dr Phil is basically that ghoul judge that Biden pardoned for taking bribes to imprison kids, except on a much bigger scale as Dr Phil built a half-billion dollar celebrity empire out of it with Oprah's help.
Mr Xi Jinping give the order, im ready 
Yeah, See See Pee sleeper cells are definitely gonna start doing ISIS-style terror attacks on US soil. Any day now.
I knew one! Judging by how he handled his BMW, I suspect he's been trained in vehicular manslaughter.
Won't someone think of the curbs?!
"Military aged men" is such a silly dog whistle.
Are these people in charge seriously going to deport Chinese Americans who have been living there for decades?
Or they are trying to justify the reopening of Japanese internment camps (with Chinese chraracteristics).
Gordon Chang getting deported would be hilarious though.
Xi giving those orders -> 
Gordon Chang
lmao this guy can still show his face in public without everyone pointing and laughing?
Yes, he has made a following, telling Fox News boomers of stroke and cancer-age that working age Chinese sleeper agents are going to U.S to subvert the U.S, and doing rituals where they drink the blood of chickens (like U.S soldiers did before with snakes in Thailand)
Truly an Uncle Chan 
I know Gordon Chang is such a deeply fucked and selfish guy, but this is a deeply evil thing to say. Way to throw your entire immigrant community under the bus at such a dangerous time, prick.
Folks whatever you do don't say Tian Shang Tai Yang Hong Tong Tong because it makes me pass out and I wake up two days later with no memory of what happened haha
at all costs, "Dr." Phil MUST be destroyed
Dr Phil Delenda Est
Gordon Chang, Guinness World Record holder for being wrong about China