The fact that westerners are so reticent to use the bidet is hilarious to me. Why wouldn't you want a sparkley clean butthole? What exactly do you fear.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Bidet gang rise up
Didn't he commit genocide?
Bidets my beloved.
There is a worrying amount of democrat apologia on hexbear
I mean hey, Biden being close to Bidet makes perfect sense since he’s a douche.
Homophobic straight guyoke: Just leave it like that.
New grift: A woke-free Bidet.
"You're not a little girl, you're a MAN! You don't do tiny little defecations, you SHIT! And when men SHIT they leave a lot of collateral damage in their wake like the red-blooded American you are! Introducing Operation: Dung-ert Storm. This Bidet is a PATRIOTIC alternative to woke big toilet paper. Get that PLANT-BASED garbage away from my asshole! It shoots a blast of water like sniper to make sure your ass is clean!"
Warning: not for liberals! Bidets are painful to the butthurt!
Bidet is a French word though. It’s for weaklings. Call it the "Hydro Colt" instead, way more tacticool.
Just market French as the LANGUAGE OF THE CRUSADERS!
“The Bidet is your CRAP CRUSADER against the biggest TERRORIST of them all! Poor hygiene! (Also….people who disagree with us smell bad…probably.)”
Deus vult!
Dieu le veut!
In hindsight I probably should have explained that a lot of crusaders were French during the time, rather than France was the only country fighting the crusades.
This bidet is fitted with a POWER HOSE that can crack CONCRETE your arse will be PULVERISED
🙂↔️💩
'dawn to decadence: the butt to bidet pipeline'
what is this buttposting?
*checks comm name *
Oh poop my bad
I just don't shit
help