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The fact that westerners are so reticent to use the bidet is hilarious to me. Why wouldn't you want a sparkley clean butthole? What exactly do you fear.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't he commit genocide?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is a worrying amount of democrat apologia on hexbear

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

I mean hey, Biden being close to Bidet makes perfect sense since he’s a douche.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Homophobic straight guyoke: Just leave it like that. beanis

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

New grift: A woke-free Bidet.

"You're not a little girl, you're a MAN! You don't do tiny little defecations, you SHIT! And when men SHIT they leave a lot of collateral damage in their wake like the red-blooded American you are! Introducing Operation: Dung-ert Storm. This Bidet is a PATRIOTIC alternative to woke big toilet paper. Get that PLANT-BASED garbage away from my asshole! It shoots a blast of water like sniper to make sure your ass is clean!"

Warning: not for liberals! Bidets are painful to the butthurt!

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bidet is a French word though. It’s for weaklings. Call it the "Hydro Colt" instead, way more tacticool.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Just market French as the LANGUAGE OF THE CRUSADERS!

“The Bidet is your CRAP CRUSADER against the biggest TERRORIST of them all! Poor hygiene! (Also….people who disagree with us smell bad…probably.)”

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

In hindsight I probably should have explained that a lot of crusaders were French during the time, rather than France was the only country fighting the crusades.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

This bidet is fitted with a POWER HOSE that can crack CONCRETE your arse will be PULVERISED

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

🙂‍↔️💩

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

'dawn to decadence: the butt to bidet pipeline'

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

*checks comm name *

Oh poop my bad

[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)