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Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

A fireable offense.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That boy is gonna be a murderer

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Notepad.exe has been my daily driver for anything that doesn't need a compiler for decades.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if you've never used ed(1) technically it's illegal for you to say "it's a UNIX system, i know this"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The irony being that scene had a GUI and ed is, well...

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

obligatory FSN linksscreenshot of SGI's FSN

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[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Winks in Notepad ;)

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Every self-respecting vi user should know enough ex to get by with ed.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Vi came with Ubuntu.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Pff, real programmers use butterflies. We open our hands and let the delicate wings flap once. The disturbance ripples outward, changing the flow of the eddy currents in the upper atmosphere. These cause momentary pockets of higher-pressure air to form, which acts as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.

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