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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm gonna try to get this printed and hang it in my living room

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Just fill your living room with radioactive waste and they'll come put this sign up for free.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have it chiseled into a slab of granite for better effect.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And then convert your life savings to gold and bury it under the slab to troll future civilization.

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

This is the way.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ive been trying to find a new cross stitch to work on at night to help with the insomnia. I think this might be it.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you cross-stitch cursive? I thought you need needlepoint for that.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I meant the phrase, not the font, but yes, you'd need embroidery for cursive to my knowledge. But my cross stitch is often a mix of the two, I use dissolvable lattice so you can stitch directly onto fabric like a pillowcase or a T-shirt, instead of being stuck with just Aida cloth, so a lot of the time it's both traditional cross stitch and free hand embroidery

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dissolvable lattice

Holy crap, that's a thing? I've had the power to embroidery stupid shit onto fabrics this entire time!? 'Scuse me, gotta visit the craft store right now.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

It's the best thing ever!

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ooooh! Glowing stones. I have to take them.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Oh, did they hang this on the front door of the White House this week?

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

In this home, grandma’s dishes shine green when grandma is around

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is here is ✨
dangerous and the danger is still present
repulsive in your time

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓮
𝓒𝓻𝔂
𝓓𝓲𝓮

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Succumb... Scorn... Sob... (but in fancy lettering)