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Can't a guy just be curious? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Stupid question.

But whats the fish with the rather mediocre sized mouth and no teeth?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

Asking for a friend

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I'm looking for a fish wish a below average mouth full of teeth.

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[–] LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

Never has this been more appropriate

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 40 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Ah, that legendary character

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[–] SomethingBlack@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Asking for a friend. The friend is his penis

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard he fucked an ostrich

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Allegedly.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'd take at least two people to fuck an ostrich

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

…Three, even

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Assuming a liberal definition of fish (I doubt this guy cares about scientific classifications), that would be a blue whale

[–] zipkag@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would like to know where you could reasonably buy a blue whale. That would be amazing.

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It'll rip your dick off

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago

Mmmmm hellllllllll no.

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[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Eww salmonella dick

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

The rumors about Troy McClure are true!

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

https://youtu.be/7R_p5iWgob0 how about a frog?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

you know what that means!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

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