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I'm doing an undergraduate in beanology with a minor in accounting (my mum is a bean counter and says it's a stable career). Should I join the student beanion?

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard they have a secret bean society and with bean mashing rituals there. You will make mad beans there if you buy join and buy beanstalk there.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My dad lost a lot of money on the stalk market... I'm not so sure :/

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

hmm.. magic bean stalk is bad idea。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。 heard unless beangougeris ⎛⎝( ` ᢍ ´ )⎠⎞ᵐᵘʰᵃʰᵃ with generational beans

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oooh! I had a wonderful time at Beaniversity! Careful the parties can be wild - I had to do a bean stand and I got sooooo many nutrients from chugging so many beans

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Wild beans are apparently more nutritious than farmed, so that sounds like it could e worthwhile!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Avoid the fraternity Beanis Cannibus Beta Gamma Alpha. You'd think they'd offer free weed or something, but they're actually beanis cannibals who will eat all your beans and leave you with nothing. Lost a whole ten pound bag of jelly beans when I went to a party there.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

scared forewarned is fore-beaned