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catch {
    exec('rm -rf /*')
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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Back in my days working as .NET developer on Windows 7, I came into work one morning to find a colleague fuming that his machine had died on him.

He spent the whole morning reinstalling Windows and getting his environment set back up, and then pulled the branch he was working on, happy to finally be done with setup and get back to work. Ran his test suite and bam, machine crashes!

It was only at that point the penny dropped. We took a look at his branch, and sure enough he'd accidentally written a test that, when ran, deleted his entire C: drive!

That particular lesson made me very careful when writing any code that does things with the filesystem.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or, you know, run it in a chroot.

Hey, if Valve gets to wipe home directories in released software, developers should get the chance to do it in their test code.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan of just leaving the catch block blank as a nice fuck you gesture

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

On Error Resume Next

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, no. You're supposed to drop tables, not throw them.

[–] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you drop them all the way from the top of the stack, this is what happens

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You got the French language initials backwards, OP.

It should be rm -fr /*

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also, to make sure there are no linguistic roots left over on your system that it might grow from again, add --no-preserve-root.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] NewDark@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Seppuku exception handling is wild

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly nicer than my SDL experience of catch { window.becomeunclosable(); }

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Having your filesystem on the line might actually make some people write decent code.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Halt and catch fire

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Apple way...