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[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess I should get a bow and some arrows.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago

I had some, before I moved.

Let me just say this, what came easy to young me in boy scouts... well, I'm just glad if I hit a safe area in the general direction I'm aiming.

The other issues is as a boy I shot off the right of the riser on a longbow, and this was an off the left takedown (recurve) bow - still the amount I sucked surprised me a little, lol.

So hopefully you have time to practice.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably should spoiler tag that.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

It's really not much of a spoiler.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In general yes, but… that game is now 8 years old, has a successor AND a remaster. So… I don’t really think this is a spoiler anymore at this point.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is also something you find out fairly early into the game

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't it more towards the end of the first game, that's when it's fully revealed

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

IIRC the full reveal - and also why the game is titled Horizon Zero Dawn - is quite late. But I think the general theme, that those robots run on biomass is mentioned quite early, although not quite in the sense as it is portrayed in the reveal.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is a robot that eats organisms for fuel.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And more than likely most of us here are using thinking stones powered by electricity created by very large machines far away eating organisms for fuel. Not to mention heating, but not everyone lives where there's only two seasons; winter and July. (Actually I pay extra to have a 100% renewables contract I think but idk how well those work.)

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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

oh hey isn't that the backstory to horizon zero dawn?

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well, at least there isn't a narcissistic tech-billionaire around who doesn't care about human lives and is closely associated with the government.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah! Thank god that isn't a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus“

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago

Paging Elisabet Sobek!

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

BABA IS YOU

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bitch do you know what happens in Horizon where they make SELF REPLICATING SELF THINKING ROBOTS THAT CONSUME BIOMATTER AS FUEL

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the orphan crushing machine is complete

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's really concerning is that I have no idea if this is satire.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think this is actually a real thing, but from like 10 years ago.

edit, there was a DARPA project that created a robot that could consume biomass as fuel, its acronym is EATR. According to wikipedia, it could "only" consume certain types of vegetation. But in the initial proposal, the developers also proposed chicken fat. So honestly, this probably exists and there might be a version of it that can consume meat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energetically_Autonomous_Tactical_Robot

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[–] galanthus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I read it as "robot that can eat orgasms for fuel. My version is better.

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[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.

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[–] gerowen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a whole video game series on why this is a terrible idea. (Horizon Zero Dawn)

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I really like those games. I just don't want to be a character in them.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

Something something fuck Ted Faro

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

iirc this was just an engine that could run on most combustible hydrocarbons, a small gas turbine and some elaborate digestion setup I seem to remember, and the press really stretched a badly worded explanation of how it worked into 'it eats corpses'. Which is fair, humans are mostly made from tasty biomass, but still.

edit: here's a couple sources about it, it sounds like it does indeed run on vegetable biomass.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The photo, however, shows search and rescue robots.

[–] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

EAT THE RICH! wait, what…?!

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 points 1 week ago

Not like that!

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

"EXTERMINATE!"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago

Robot: please remain calm, I'm here to assist you.

Patient: you're choking me!

Robot: squeezes harder

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooo, I think I've seen this one

I love how people think this is the robot apocalypse and not the robots that the wealthy already use to fuck us over

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I actually hope this is fake

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the black mirror episode based on this, as if the dog robot wasn't terrifying enough.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's literally the plot to Horizon Zero Dawn

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 123nope567@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

BLOOD FOR THE OMNISSIAH

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Screamers was about these war robots that became self aware and began killing not just because you were an enemy soldier but because they could use your body parts to lubricate their gears. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114367/

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[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

angry War of the Worlds tripod noises

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