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[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 140 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let's synergize and offer value-added guidence with some D&D.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 42 points 2 weeks ago

it's called a wargaming teambuilding exercise

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's share each other's emotions and experiences of the week while drinking beers.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

What a novel idea, let's call it "Happy Hour"

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This sounds like the guy who suggested "virgin edibles" as an idea worth trying out.

Or, to rephrase it, "food."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, imagine if someone ONLY ate edibles for all their nutrition needs

[–] missingstring@retrolemmy.com 55 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t know how you all feel about ChatGPT but I was curious if the robots would understand how silly this post was. It delivered.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When your post is so vapid that you get roasted by an LLM.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 28 points 2 weeks ago

So there is a real world use case for chatgpt, roasting LinkedIn bros.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

OpenAI fed this thing a steady diet of internet forums as training data. You'd better believe that it knows how to verbally destroy anything and everything, at every conceivable level of sass and/or vitriol.

[–] Chemo@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is really good. I'm impressed.

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[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The fourth point "okay, first meeting. Let's talk about death, aliens and your ex" actually sounds like riveting conversation

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm game. Sounds fun.

Also: should there be a "AI writing prompts" community?

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I don't think this is bad advice. However I don't think that it should be limited to just men.

Also I think the group should align politically and be able to support each other in solidarity. They could also use meeting time to plan resistance to fascist regimes.

However there are quite a few people (I am mostly thinking of men I know) that tend to isolate themselves from friends when they need help the most or once they get into a romantic relationship. This is probably not just a men's issue however.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cut it off after the first 2 points and it sounds ideal.

A bunch of 4-5 guy friends who are open to talk about anything with the motivation being to get a better understanding.......where do I sign up?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Create the group chat and send an inv

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[–] crimeschneck@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also I think the group should align politically

I think it's best if people get along well with each other despite possible conflicting political views.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I have to explain to anyone that genocide is wrong and that human rights are good. Or if I find someone votes to promote genocide or reduce human rights. Then they are not my friend.

I might try to talk in good faith to them, I might attempt to negotiate with them, i might even exchange pleasantries with them. But they will never have my full confidence.

I do not have to "get along" with a fascist.

[–] crimeschneck@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Conflicting political views" doesn't necessarily mean "fascist". I don't understand why this topic always causes such misunderstandings. This is something I also noticed when I made a thread on the Fediverse community asking about possible advantages or disadvantages about the mostly limited range of views on Lemmy. Some users replied in a similar fashion. Maybe it's just a deliberate exaggeration, i don't know.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you haven't noticed the USA is in the middle of a fascist auto-coup.

So it's not exaggeration. I've had to cut ties with members of my family. Because they believe some people are sub humans that don't deserve rights or that regions of the globe should be purged.

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Politics usually aren't as polarised as in the USA

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have any first hand experience outside of the USA. But from global news it sounds like this is a global trend in places like germany, France, Italy, most of south america, Africa, and Asia too.

Maybe I should say that you should align with friends based on your moral principles rather than politics.

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[–] 01011@monero.town 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not a question of isolating, it's because people only have a limited amount of time and energy and we're all forced to prioritize. Once you factor in romantic relationships, family and work/business many of us don't have much time left for regular meetings with friends.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Hey if this gets more men to make actual meaningful friendships instead of succumbing to the roganverse I'm all for it.

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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember before the plague it became fashionable to talk about "having your personal advisory board". It was just a friend group for socially stunted MBAs.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I see it as symptomatic of something worse: the tendency to monetize, advertise, and exploit everything that you are. For anyone willing to go hard enough on those ideals, it's (theoretically) possible to achieve more income. The thing that's keeping the rest of us from doing this are opposing ideals like privacy, quality of life, respecting boundaries, and healthy relationships.

[–] illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Diamond Dogs! 💎🐶🐶🐶

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, if that’s what it takes for Nathanael to have some human interaction, I’m cool with it. I don’t necessarily want to be involved, but I’m not against it.

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I propose adding "dressing up in leather" and "worshipping the devil" to this list; Just to make it spicy.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Smoke meth and hail Satan!

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They could make some shitty startup named BroBar that creates public places where the atmosphere is chill, beer is served, and where you could find people for your "core group". Maybe even play some pool.

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

But first of all, you have to think about the monitarization and scalability! Make it a subscription service! And you need an app to track your ~~pay slaves~~ customers! And you need merch! This "friendship"-business model must be profitable!

/s

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was so close to going on a rant

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Would be a nice place for 30-50 hogs to hang out.

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[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ngl I read this as a positive thing at first

Like friendships should be about creating a safe space where people can talk about sensitive subjects without being judged. A lot of toxic masculinity influencers keep saying that men shouldn't have feelings, men should just bottle it up, etc. and that's just not a good and healthy mindset.

Then I realized this was on linkedin lol

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

idk what kinds of 'friends' you have, but none of mine are like this.

This is more of ...what, a mini business incubator but for life goals?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are people who literally have like become capitalism. They don't see human interaction as a thing beyond some sort of gain. And this is basically someone realizing that maybe just having supportive friends is a good thing, but can't frame that outside of the realm of pure capitalism and how every interaction must be a transaction.

[–] kitnaht@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit, that's right -- you just reminded me of a guy like this. Every "friendship" seemed to be transactional, and he didn't seem to understand friends who just wanted someone else to succeed with nothing in return.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah unfortunately it’s more and more common with people who only interact with social media and are force fed like “alpha male” or “hustle and grind” style bullshit by the algorithm and it’s the only thing they believe.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Men need to start forming cute groups of 4-5 where

  • no clothing is off limits
  • the goal is to give headpats
  • each person is accountable to their goals (:3)
  • the group helps strategize a roadmap for the person to live into their fursona
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[–] msage@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

Is this for his AA meetings? Because it sounds kinda fire for that.

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sad really, just like in general.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

If only everyone's friends were like this.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll start our group, you pick up the other 2 men/women/etc.

My goals:

  1. Doomscroll no less than 5 hours a day.
  2. Post one shitpost and one 196 post every day.
  3. Install Arch once a month.
  4. Compliment a furry or trans every day.
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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's really sad because that's exactly what this is. He really doesn't know this is what friend groups are.

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