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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

See that! See the sheer fucking power of Central planning!!!

Less than a week!

It's glorious. Just a "well fuck you then" and in less than a week it's happening. Didn't have to fuck around for years in committee or hold rounds of congressional hearings then find the cheapest corner cutting half ass contractor in the country.

Shit just happens. Look at the maps of high speed rail in China. Look at it! I can't even have a goddamn city bus where I live. They have a million miles of fucking bullet trains. The biggest infrastructure projects in the world.

/sigh.

Sorry. I'm just fucking sick and tired of living in a third world country with a Gucci belt.

[–] JayDee 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't mean to detract from the rapidity of this, but it looks like this was figured out in 2022 after a decade of research.

Still very fast adoption in face of the US's tariff stupidity. I wouldn't be surprised if they had this tech already primed explicitly for this type of scenario.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s part of good central planning though, doing necessary research ahead of time so you’re prepared to make decisions

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

BINGO, it simply reiterates OP's point about central planning being the primary reason it happened in a week

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 37 points 4 days ago (4 children)

to Americans: get ready to eat tofu, buddy

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

its good! soy milk is also my favorite milk.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago

Liberty Curd

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

I can't wait until the soy industry is pouring money into influencers and we get Joe Rogan talking about how soy is actually super good for bulking.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

Chinese sons about to be come larger than American sons. The large son arms race is over. Our corn gives us diabetes, their corn is like drinking the purple flower potion from Black Panther.

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 4 days ago

Imagine that domino meme, where the huge domino is this headline and the tiniest domino is Xi's visit to rural Iowa in 1985.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

high protein corn implies the existence of high-protein corn syrup and high-protein corn ethanol.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No. Because corn protein essentially a waste product from producing corn syrup or ethanol.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

acab includes the fun police

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

boom gottem

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine Milei having yo crawl to China to buy argentinean soy because of the tariff the US imposed them.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Where as "Soy Argentino" is probably what Che said a bunch che-smile

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Finally, HIGHER-Fructose Corn Syrup deng-cowboy

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

I was coming to say Khrushchev vindicated?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

China no longer soy (???)

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

I was under the impression that grain amino acids were different than legume amino acids?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

china please i'm begging you i need you to make a higher protein potato

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Corn tofu wasn't on my 2025 bingo card

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Pigs on protein supplements?

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

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[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is just bizarre to me that China is reliant on US soybean export and are looking to offset it by growing corn.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

It's because many farms in China focus on cash crops they export overseas. It's win-win if a country doesn't go batshit like USA is

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Beanis corn