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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 121 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Any gyatt can be a chud, but it takes PRIME rizz to be a sigma, fr on god

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanna start a motion capture company called No-Cap Mo-Cap

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mo cap isn't stop motion though.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They didn't say stop motion.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Deadass my lil pogchamp

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Since I understood that, I have to assume it's already outdated and the kids have invented something new.

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's far out, dude. It's rad that they can be so chill when they've got these bogus airheads smacking righteous dudes. KK, G2G, l8er sk8ers!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

totally tubular comment, dude

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I guess it gives away my age, but I understand this. No idea what the other one says though.

[–] Emtity_13 8 points 1 month ago

I would rather die then be subjugated to whatever I just failed to read

Obligatory /s

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

One of us had a stroke here

[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Indubitably.

It’s fucking hilarious is what it is

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ya got'a be a man to wear tights.

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We are men, manly men, we're men in tights.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We're tight men, what can I say? So tight.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...faygelesh?

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 21 points 1 month ago

Some brass ovaries right there

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I like their usernames, too. Fitting for the characters from the manga.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

What are you thinking about?