you did it.
you found the clitoris
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you did it.
you found the clitoris
that's what they mean when they say "flicking the bean"
Took me way too long to realize this is shitpost
Looks like a Plumbus
No it's clearly a blorppul
Bean-posting is back.
Flick it
(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)
Lick it!
B E A N
Someone needs to flick it while listening to Enya.
There's an Enya box set?
Anything is a box set with some effort
My brain is entirely unable to estimate the scale of this photo
Appears to be 2in tiles. Whatever else is going on I couldn't say
It’s also upside down.
Bless you for unbreaking my brain
Oh man. Thankyou. That was kinda messing with me.
If you flip it around the picture makes more sense.
That said, the quality is so bad it's impossible to say what that thing actually is, but the only thing I can think of that fits that size and shape and color is a bag or pouch or toiletries and cosmetics or something.
Lemmy is back to BEANS everyone!!
🅱️ean
A legume. Possibly a new species. Congrats on your discovery
Its a kid's knees.. No wait, it's only one so its a kidney!
Is bean.
Has been
Kidney
you know, I do think I misplaced mine too
I think there's a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:
edit: someone helped me
If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I'd be obliged

You need the direct image link rather than the ibb.co link you shared here though.
ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis
Don’t flick the bean in public!
Long shot, some variety of Polly Pocket
Betty Bean
/c/whatisthisthing
!whatisthisthing@lemmy.world
Earbuds
Kidney
Soap?
this is the inverse of the monolith in 2001: an organic shape confounds in a cold geometric environment, revealing our own fates. this masterpiece should bean album cover.
makeup sponge? can’t tell texture in a photo
Seems like a bad shape for it but this is my guess too.
Looks like a sink to me, you use those to wash your hands /j
It looks like some kind of carrying case.
Clean place to stand to change clothes without getting your socks/feet on the rest of the gross floor? I've seen those in some washrooms around the world.
Its a gua sha stone.