this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 11 points 7 hours ago

you did it.

you found the clitoris

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago

that's what they mean when they say "flicking the bean"

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Took me way too long to realize this is shitpost

[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No it's clearly a blorppul

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)

Lick it!

[–] Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee 103 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone needs to flick it while listening to Enya.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Anything is a box set with some effort

[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My brain is entirely unable to estimate the scale of this photo

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Appears to be 2in tiles. Whatever else is going on I couldn't say

[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] arf@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

Bless you for unbreaking my brain

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, wait it's not on the floor‽ LMFAO

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

Oh man. Thankyou. That was kinda messing with me.

If you flip it around the picture makes more sense.

That said, the quality is so bad it's impossible to say what that thing actually is, but the only thing I can think of that fits that size and shape and color is a bag or pouch or toiletries and cosmetics or something.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy is back to BEANS everyone!!

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 13 points 1 day ago

A legume. Possibly a new species. Congrats on your discovery

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Its a kid's knees.. No wait, it's only one so its a kidney!

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ideonek@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring 11 points 2 days ago

you know, I do think I misplaced mine too

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think there's a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:

edit: someone helped me

If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I'd be obliged

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

![](https://i.ibb.co/vvfPGBhj/61u-Tnbxfs-YL-AC-SL1000.jpg)

You need the direct image link rather than the ibb.co link you shared here though.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis

[–] Prillie@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Don’t flick the bean in public!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Long shot, some variety of Polly Pocket

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

!whatisthisthing@lemmy.world

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago
[–] lemmyrob@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] vxx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

this is the inverse of the monolith in 2001: an organic shape confounds in a cold geometric environment, revealing our own fates. this masterpiece should bean album cover.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

makeup sponge? can’t tell texture in a photo

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

Seems like a bad shape for it but this is my guess too.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

Looks like a sink to me, you use those to wash your hands /j

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It looks like some kind of carrying case.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clean place to stand to change clothes without getting your socks/feet on the rest of the gross floor? I've seen those in some washrooms around the world.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Its a gua sha stone.

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