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[–] Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee 106 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone needs to flick it while listening to Enya.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anything is a box set with some effort

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My brain is entirely unable to estimate the scale of this photo

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Appears to be 2in tiles. Whatever else is going on I couldn't say

[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, wait it's not on the floor‽ LMFAO

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man. Thankyou. That was kinda messing with me.

If you flip it around the picture makes more sense.

That said, the quality is so bad it's impossible to say what that thing actually is, but the only thing I can think of that fits that size and shape and color is a bag or pouch or toiletries and cosmetics or something.

[–] arf@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bless you for unbreaking my brain

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemmy is back to BEANS everyone!!

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

(Like you are pulling on a trigger?)

Lick it!

[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No it's clearly a blorppul

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring 11 points 2 weeks ago

you know, I do think I misplaced mine too

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ideonek@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

!whatisthisthing@lemmy.world

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Long shot, some variety of Polly Pocket

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I think there's a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:

edit: someone helped me

If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I'd be obliged

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Its a kid's knees.. No wait, it's only one so its a kidney!

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 13 points 2 weeks ago

A legume. Possibly a new species. Congrats on your discovery

[–] Prillie@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t flick the bean in public!

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you did it.

you found the clitoris

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like a sink to me, you use those to wash your hands /j

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

that's what they mean when they say "flicking the bean"

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] vxx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lemmyrob@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

this is the inverse of the monolith in 2001: an organic shape confounds in a cold geometric environment, revealing our own fates. this masterpiece should bean album cover.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clean place to stand to change clothes without getting your socks/feet on the rest of the gross floor? I've seen those in some washrooms around the world.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

The metal thing? I think it's a rubbish bin

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

makeup sponge? can’t tell texture in a photo

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like a bad shape for it but this is my guess too.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its a gua sha stone.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It looks like some kind of carrying case.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Took me way too long to realize this is shitpost

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I never pass up an opportunity to bean post

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