This picture disgusts me so much that I desperately wish I could never see it again.
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A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.
that looks amazing, imma make one tonight
But with red onion.
omfg I forgot that I was gonna do this and I didn't go the the heb
also, red onion is good, yellow onion is good, white onion is good, all different but all good.
Came here to say this!
i'm a liar and I didn't make the sammich. I forgot this was the plan and I got rum instead.
Understandable. Can't argue either way. I'm over 50, both choices might kill me and I completely approve.
Europe: "terrorized and colonized the world to get spices" Also Europe: "serves up absolute disgusting food like this"
What the fuck was it all for?!?!
British Empire: Steals all the worlds spices
Also British Empire: Refuses to use any of them
The people who got rich pillaging the world weren't the ones who ate like this.
UK isn't Europe it's just some shitty island
And yet somehow food is the only place their culture falls behind.
I know what I said.
Shitty islands
Different parts of Europe
No, exactly the same parts of Europe. Both the Dutch and the English were know for their spice trade and are known for their awful food. The rest of Europe has better food and terrorized and colonized for other reasons.
That doesn't contradict what I said. Neither of those are a monolith.
The people doing the colonizing and using the spices and the people eating the bland food were from different parts of their countries.
Enlighten me which part of the Netherlands doesn't eat bland food ;)
Isn't alfredo just greasy milk
Actual Alfredo has no dairy added other than cheese
I know, my fiancée makes it at home! I'm just a tomato kinda guy. Your comment and name made me think of greasy milk. I found it really inocuous and just a bit jarring, in a funny way.
Anyways, I retorted like that because I just ate this like a week ago. Ernest Hemingway wrote about it in For Whom the Bells Toll, in 6th grade it entranced me. It's pretty baller. Bread, cheese and onion.
They understand mexicans and biting into raw onions. If I had a pot of my mother's beans, I'd be in heaven. Every now and again celebrate where you come from or enjoy simple discomforts. It's why Islam venerates pilgramages and fasting. Christians, lent. Etc.
Thanks for letting me rant, I'm gonna go buy some beans.
Edit. Am boiling beans
Doesn't it have cream?
Onion a little thick but fine I'll give you that but the cheese??? Good Lord man!
Cheese isn't even good when it gets that thick. It takes on an unpleasant texture. And in a sandwich like that it would be ruinous to the bread. You would at least have to slice it thinner and layer it.
They're doing it for the gains.
No one was putting that much cheese on a ploughman's during the war.
Imagining what the texture of that would feel like while eating it upsets me.
Not sure about the onion (prefer them pickled myself), but the rest looks fine. It's a big-ass chunk of (hopefully extra mature) cheddar and some bread and butter. Nowt wrong wi' that.
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I dunno... that looks like a nice simple sandwich.
What kind of herba mystica was used?
If it's a nice bread and cheese, it's fucking amazing with a cup of tea.
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