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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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im talking to an infinite amount paid actors, ive finally found the proofs very-smart

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buddy, I wish I was getting paid

My neighbor just put up another Trump flag, bringing the total up to 24

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i have all the leaks, all the reciepts, your neighbor doesnt exist you made-it-the-fuck-up

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do I know that you didn't create my neighbor in some of evil laboratory?

After all, all those receipts are from Jim's Evil Science and Surplus!

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jim's Evil Science and Surplus

thats the most american buisiness name ever, further proving neither he nor it doesnt exist

[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

america is a fictional country created for movies and tv shows. the american cinematic universe is the world's largest entertainment franchise.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Still a more realistic take than the theory that the entirety of DPRK society is one big Potemkin Village to fool westerners into thinking people lead normal lives there.

[–] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I'm not real whoever wrote my simulation to include pain and mental illness isa real asshole.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely among the most convincing reasons to believe the Christian god doesn't exist.