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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Did you eat all of them? Or did you leave some behind, making them cower in fear, knowing what cruel fate awaits them too? no

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Eat us! Eat us! Leeet uuusss become oneee wiith youuu

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Blue ones were cops treating measles with methylene blue btw doggirl-smart

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Death awaits us all, no matter big or strong your beanis is.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The UK courts could not stop you. VICTORY TO JELLY BEANIS

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have a big ass, 3 pound jar I keep moderately filled by asking only for jelly beans on holidays and my birthday. I then ration these out through the year.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago