I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

he was already maxed out in christian, i dont see why he wouldnt try something new

[–] isame@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

4/21 at 88 = 1488 * 2

It's a sign!

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Over there (and most places) it’s 21/4 - Earth Day - 2025.

[–] isame@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I knew someone would call me on the Amerikkkan formatting, for not much reason in this case. The numbers are all there. It's also a joke.

[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I see JD Vance graduated from the Liz Truss Academy of Greeting Heads of State

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

he made the pope watch him fuck some old couch from like the 12 century.

spiritual devastation.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

killed killed killed killed killed a pope

JD Vance, he killed a pope

last ni a i ight i a i ight

[–] Des@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What upsets me the most is how smug and satisfied this probably made him.

like he probably thinks "I did that with my mind fuck yeah" and is going to go make memes about it on anon accounts to his groyper tradcath discord friends

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

beautiful

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

The Pope wears women’s clothes, not a well fitting suit like the leaders of the free world, he deserved it

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Liz Truss visits the Queen!