Yes, I do have a document that details those steps, but this knowledge is too powerful to have out on the open internet. I can mail you a copy of the document for $125.
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I also have this document but I don't want him to stamp it and become the past master of it. He can't have it.
It’s okay, I have an anti master document ratified under the Tri-county Viking Congress of 573 (AD).
I think it was the sovcit David Straight who recently died who was selling binders of sovcit material for like 250 bucks?
I'll send the document for the low low price of $124.99
That's a rip off! I'll send you two for only 100!*
*per document
And thus the whole reason for this nonsense is exposed.
Yes, I do have such a document.
Unfortunately I do not know how to stamp it.
I know how to stamp a document, but I don't have any.
Oh my, what a big and hard stamp you have, will you be my past master?
Sorry, I'm only certified to be a future master.
Sovcit can wipe his ass with it. Then no one will want to own it.
To become..uh.. past master of said document you must make a wax mold of your butthole and use that as your stamp. (make sure that wax is good and hot, or you won't be able to read the fine print.)
Pro tip, brass will be more durable, but it might sting a bit while casting.
I trust the brass ass cast master.
You can't become a Past Master until you've mastered the past. So unless you can time travel, you're SOL, SovShit.
Sorry, I only have future master and present master stamping information. Usually $125 each buy I'm selling them as a bundle for $190 right now.
You need to go to Information Retrieval to get a stamp.