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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

In a way they are correct since the dinosaurs in jurassic park were not real dinosaurs like these are not dire wolves since they say the splice genes from lizards and tree frogs to to make them.

[–] roteradler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

They did not bring back Dire Wolves, they made another kind of wolf look like Dire Wolves. The rest of the genetics have nothing to do with Dire Wolves.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume that the rich corporations that want to make dinosaurs will be responsible enough to put them on remote islands. More like we will be hearing about a breakout of raptors in manhattan massacring the population.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah they'll sell them to the military. Biological Ai killing machines

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago

“Crazy how all those raptors got out at the Sanders/AOC rally!” - the GOP and the democrats, probably.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

So, half the plot of Jurassic World?

[–] Waldo82@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly my thoughts, they'd never be that responsible.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not with literacy gaffs like that, ya won't.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

From the French.

[–] the_visitor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Do we really need dire wolves?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

you might say they're isn't a dire need for it.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"dire wolves" aka regular gene edited wolves.

[–] the_visitor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why do we need it anyway?

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Velociraptors were like the size of a chicken and then they'll bring it back with a chicken "mold" and they'll just be like angry bald chickens. Not good, but, like... I'm not Link. I can use shotguns.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

They need to be like... Ten times bigger!