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Today he

pawed at me for food and pulled lenins "imperialism the highest stage of capitalism" away from me (engaging in greed and anti-theory idealistic behavior)

fought with his brother (violating democratic centralism and encouraging disunity)

Slept (laziness)

Yelled at me (he refuses to say "Mao" and instead says "Marw," indicating he has a grudge against the greats socialist leader, he also bothered me outside the peoples congress meaning he has engaged in violating democratic centralism.)

Wanted to go outside (engaging in Bourgeois individualistic behavior)

Immediate execution or gulag for him?

(/s)

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Everything else is valid but you don't have to come at lazy people like that

[–] amemorablename@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

You must make him read all of Mearx's Catpital and then explain it back to you.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

I mean, cats by default are settlers on almost every continent who committed genocide upon hundreds of native species, that sure does ring a bell.

[–] handsheldhigh@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

I suggest a comically large spoon

Photo of Stalin holding a comically large spoon.

[–] chickennuggies@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Gulag. Send this kitty to the bakery wing, nonstop bakery time with two hours of theory every day.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I think my dog is reactiveary. he barks too much.

[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

This kind of behaviour in cats can only be resolved by a lifetime of cosy snuggling and head scritches while whispering Langston Hughes poetry to him. Also known as mewlag.