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I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
"Superman".
"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."
Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb
“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
Make THIS great, asshole!
Nobody wins a war...
"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
Antiquing
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You're in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?
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Nothing personnel, kid.
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
Nothing. Just walk away slowly. Doi.
There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
Ain’t that a bitch?
Shadatay!
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
Bombs away!
My main goal is to blow up.
"This is just a movie"
And that’s the end of my show! Donk.
I don't have to pay rent in two days.
It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".
Post my browser history.