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[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 208 points 1 week ago (1 children)

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[–] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 188 points 1 week ago (2 children)

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 132 points 1 week ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 103 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 76 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (44 children)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (12 children)

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 week ago

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

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[–] unfnknblvbl@beehaw.org 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

frothingfash 🎶Some of those that burn crosses
mystery-emote are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!

  • Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

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