It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
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YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i'm under control)
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I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay
Them:" I saw someone once who spoke a different language than me once. What is that if not GLOBALISM?"
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"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
End of verse
THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!
- Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
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🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶
Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.
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🎶Some of those that burn crosses
are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶
I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.
To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.
I like how it's:
If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.
... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.
Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “
You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.
He doesnt actually know how to write songs, but in his head he "knows" hes the main character, so he thinks hes gonna get a group of musicians together, start playing some shitty chord, and everything will just fall into place and the bassist and drummer will stsrt playing along with some brilliant ideas of their own that he can take all the credit for because he's the frontman and he started the band.
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Deporting in the Name Of
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