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If a creepy British lady forced me to remember my ex from when I lived in an artist loft, that would be the darkest shit ever.

sadness-abysmal

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

wot if ur nan was a compu'er

wot if a compu'er... was ur nan?

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wot if ur watch was ur mate

it's all computer, innit?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wot if ur compu'er was a cheeky lil shit

wot if ur compu'er had a knoife

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wot if ur telly was watchin' u?

wot if the king woz an app?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"oi, u got a loicense for ur nan"

  • ur fuckin' compu'er these days innit
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

wot if "goin' for a chippie" meant yer gettin' new microchips in yer 'ead?

wot if ur ex-sweetheart's dauter was a compu'er

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Darkest Black Mirror Episode yet - Bri´ish people are real

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Haven't watched the new season yet, how is it?

Hit or miss. Overall I'm liking it better than the last one.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Its solid slop. The only episode that was a bit too much for me (as in, I had to fast forward though a few minutes here and there because I was getting physically uncomfortable) was "Common People".

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it sucks.. the first episode was the best one and then it was downhill from there

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I thought Bete Noire was a lot of fun 🤷

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Wot if ur woife was a subscription service