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[โ€“] lessthanluigi 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Punisher is a anti-car activist confirmed

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We lost the punisher to the wokerati ๐Ÿ˜ญ nuuu I have to peel off my sticker, what's next - woke truck nuts? Save me Donul

[โ€“] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's wierd though how prevalent are Punisher skulls within cops organizations.

[โ€“] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Always taking our imagery and using it cruelly

[โ€“] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was behind a lifted truck yesterday with a Punisher/We the People/thin blue line combo sticker next to a Gadsden flag sticker. It's just a collective sign screaming "I don't know anything about any of this".

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

or someone's hedging their bets

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

woke truck nuts?

You know that truck nuts are gender-affirming care, right? Those trucks weren't born with those nuts.

Next time you spot a hillbilly peeking under a bathroom stall, remind them of that!

... in morse code

... with your hands.

This makes me incredibly happy, I wish I had made that connection

[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Be the Punisher.

Want to make cool skull logo out of burning cars.

Can't really see the parking lot from above.

Just sort of pace out the outlines with gasoline, hope you get the proportions right.

Comes out like this:

[โ€“] Matty_r@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

The Pushnier

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The gas vapor that's been building up combusts turning the whole thing into a giant fireball. Punisher goes to hospital with burns.

[โ€“] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon, it's obviously not a parking. Look at the density.

What you don't have to wait for the 30 lanes to exit the parking before leaving in your place?

[โ€“] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Wasnโ€™t it a car dealership owned by the bad guy that was across the street or something?

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] chtk@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Tom Jane in the lead. Okayish action movie, not really a proper Punisher movie. I reccomend instead watching Stander with Tom Jane which is a much more interesting movie.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's got Tom Jane in it. (looks at other comment.) It's not a good Tom Jane movie. Tom Jane.

[โ€“] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 1 points 4 weeks ago

John Pinette (rip) was pretty great in it.

[โ€“] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lessthanluigi 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

What a fun read on IMDB. 1.7โญ/10โญ. Very impressive for a movie to be this universally bad.

I'm having fun later tonight.

[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go with the right headspace and have a fantastic time, my dude.

[โ€“] Boeman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The master would not approve.

Torgo is absolutely my favorite shitty movie character

[โ€“] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Get a buncha pals together, it's a classic for bad movie nights!

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Check out Mystery Science Theater 3000 S05E24!