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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 174 points 2 weeks ago

He would still be spitting MAGA bullshit and wearing that stupid ass red hat if his job was still intact. He only cares now because it hit his situation.

No sympathy for this idiot because he never had any and still doesn't.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 93 points 2 weeks ago

Hahahahaha get fucked.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 79 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Literally MAGA "conservatives" in a nutshell.

If it happens to you then "good, fuck you lib, cry more! Haha!"

If it happens to me "noooo it's bad! It shouldn't happen!"

Selfish cunts.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

I am sure literally any other MAGA "conservatives" that happens to look at this article are probably rationing this as "not my problem", Or "this dude is not real MAGA".

As MAGA people used to say, wake up you sheep.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NAZIS.

They are not conservatives; they are NAZIS.

Treat them like what they are: NAZIS.

A distinction without a difference

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 58 points 2 weeks ago

These people are so fucking stupid and deserving of all the bad things coming their way.

[–] don@lemm.ee 56 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

^oh no.^

So I got an order of lamb biryani from a local Indian restaurant, that stuff is absolutely delicious! If you haven’t tried it, I fully recommend.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't tried that dish, but looking at it online it seems delightful. The sauces are always so flavorful.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hey me too last night. It was wonderful.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lamb based Indian meals are just the best. The biryani is delicious, and I'm also particular to a lamb organ josh. Now I want one - Brick Lane, here I come!

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that most of these people are now speaking because in reality what they are saying is "look I was loyal to you, give my job back but still I support you making others suffer"

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

"He's hurting the wrong people" - jeaniuses

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I believe this, but wtf is this source? He voted with his greed, cruelty and racism.

The raw honesty of his message struck a nerve. For some, it served as a cautionary tale. For others, it was a reflection of the growing number of working-class families struggling under the weight of policy decisions they once believed would help them.

“He voted with his heart, but now he’s paying with his livelihood,” one Reddit user commented. “That’s the real cost of broken promises.”

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

He should have voted with his brain.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao it's prose

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Probably pulled from r/conservative.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He voted with his heart

Well, him and his heart are fucking stupid. I'd say try voting with your fucking BRAIN, but given the source, that's a laugh.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Well bless his heart.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's only bad if it happens to me. i voted for him so it would only happen to others. not me though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

FUCK HIM.

These people are NAZIS.

They voted for him because he is a NAZI.

NAZIS should never be allowed to continue existing.

FUCK THAT NAZI. HOPE HE GETS SHOT.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine how many people would still have jobs if people had just voted for the status quo candidate, instead of the one promising to burn everything down.

Good news for him, I guess. They're hiring more goons for the goon squad - I mean ICE.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

NAZIS.

They are NAZIS.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

What was that thing they like to say: elections have consequences.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He said he voted for trump twice. But it seems more likely that he voted all three times like the article stated.

The moron can't even count to three.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speaks Out

.. so brave! /s

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They always got the indoor sunglasses selfies

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's to hide the bloodshot eyes from whatever substance they happen to be abusing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

cocaine, and alcohol and crying 24/7

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

More like meth and cheap light beer

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

vote for him once, shame on him, vote for him again, shame on you.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

That's what I told my parents and siblings. The first time was curiosity. The second time was intentional. They knew who he was and what he would do. There's no excuse they could give that would justify that second vote outside a lack of empathy and selfishness.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Vote for him once, shame on you. Vote for him again, shame on you. Vote for him a third time?!? Are you fucking kidding me?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

I hope this cunt starves to death.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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Oh well sucks to be you.

Something something about leopards eating a lot of faces.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

'This one REALLY counts...'

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