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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 99 points 3 weeks ago

I thought there was no chance in hell I'd ever eat ass....

Then, one day you meet a girl that changes everything. Damn it Alyssa, i was clean pure from sin then you come strutting in with that fat butt

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 62 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Eating ass for sexual gratification between consenting parties is distinguished from eating the ass of those with power over you because they enjoy your humiliation and subservience. Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago

I love getting eaten and being a sub bottom. What you're preaching is lies and slander.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

What if that's what I am into?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's within your power to relinquish your power. Still consent though. 😅 I'm pretty sure...

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

To keep the thing I taste food with and the thing that makes poop from touching.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

Weird, but you do you!

You can lose your tounge from eating ass?????

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Technically you can get equally sick from both

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just use a dental dam. Or clingfilm

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah get sick don't try and avoid it.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's why you wipe it damn clean, or use a dental dam (especially recommended it you get easily sick). And also don't do it if you partner recently had a food poisoning.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Their family built this country, by the way

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Damn if only I was 13 minutes faster LMAO

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they'll change their tune.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lapping at the ol' leather cheerio is fun.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I haven't heard that term for it before.

Bravo.

My wife will be horrified when I drop that in the future.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like someone who's never had their butt licked.

[–] exonode@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're gonna boof booze stick to beer or maybe wine. The only hard stuff you should permit near your butt hole is a penis (or simulacra thereof).

Vodka burns. A lot. Don't put vodka in your butt hole.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your service

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's still an insult, we just pronounce the 'u' as 'oo' now.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Baute liqeurhh 🥖🇫🇷🤌

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Cocksucker said what