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submitted 1 month ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

It's 6:30 hands down.

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally, I'm more of a fan of 5 o'clock. It's always 5 o'clock somewhere... 🍹🦜

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This person loves piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

And they're not into yoga, and have half a brain

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dentists prefer 2:30.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'4/5 dentists prefer' you mean

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I heard this joke from Jeff Geerling today and didn't get it until now

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

heheheh i just heard it on JG as well : D

so good

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 1 month ago

Good taste. 😉

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I prefer 12:34.57