this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's "Non mi snudare senza ragione, non m'impugnare senza valore" if anybody needs to show the tattoo artist some legible text.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Mine just has a $100 bill on it...

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Found the full statue if anyone else was curious what the whole thing looked like:

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Omg thank you I thought the picture was the seat of a car and could not figure out the perspective or color choice at all

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's going to be a lot harder to fit on my cock

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You could do origami like clowns do with the balloons and make that statue.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thank fucking god someone made a poor attempt to censor the image by covering it with a transparent marking. I almost was exposed to the fucking disgusting word "cock".

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 2 months ago

I have the same thing written on an ice cream scoop.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Windmilling it to scare Don Quixote away is a noble cause.

[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Too bad he could only fit "non"

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they'd have to give up halfway through the first N for me

[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 10 points 2 months ago

at least you could pass it off as a rune ᛚ

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ooh, a self-burn! Those are rare.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Because the penis is too short

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this one wins lemmy for today

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Fucking best of Craigslist.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don's name on there twice.

[–] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why this is self-censored.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OG image probably came from a social media site where censorship is a thing.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There's still censorship on here as well but it's reasons are even dumber cuz there's no advertisers on here to be bootlicking, with obvious exceptions to the laws of the hosting countries (that's obviously a valid reason). Depends on the instance though obviously.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can say male fowl on the internet.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] ganryuzt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the scene from God of War Ragnarok: "May this weapon strike true, may it be wielded with wisdom, may it be put down when its job is done."