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[–] weastie@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's genius, now she can't give away her emotions through her eyes

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the 2 gallons of botox in her face have already taken care of that.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as she doesn't look at her cards, everything should be fine.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

That's my strategy when playing poker too. Just all-in pre-deal every time. It works for me and I never lose any money, because I don't play poker

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How good is y'all's eyesight because I wouldn't be able to read the cards off that reflection.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even so, look at the colors. Got a black king, the other black king is on the table, she has black cards? Can't have kings.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I could maybe see if it's a face card if they picked it up that far, which they shouldn't.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am confident I could read them just fine if I was at the table with her where it would actually be useful. This image is clear enough to at least see the suits, and it's a compressed POS.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

But the low-cut dress evens it out.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago

Not to be the ruiner of dissing a Kardashian, but there's zero chance that any of the players would be able to see the cards in the reflection of the glasses, even if her glasses were perfect mirrors. With how you look at your cards in a game of Texas hold em, the angles would never be remotely close to right.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is Patton Oswald next to her?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks a lot like him but I don't think so. The eyebrows are too full and too dark.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can tell because he has about a half-pound of deli ham in a bag beneath the table.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not much about her is.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you're ever feeling like an idiot, just remember Kim Kardashian ftfy

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

You don't good your cards out in front of you in Texas holdem. You peek at the corner for half a second. No one is going to be able to see any reflection from that angle from across the table.