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[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 34 points 6 days ago (5 children)

If they have to label it "100% real cheese," what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm going to start my own pizza brand and label it "now with no asbestos!".

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I’d buy that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

New improved recipe without asbestos!

(may contain used needles and metal fillings)

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Real Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"made with real cheese" so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

True. That makes things even worse!

[–] bhagdatfa@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

I bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually "chocolate flavored covered raisins"

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a four cheese though... Which one is the real one?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

What you're expecting 400% real cheese? This ain't Whole Foods man.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Shitty cheap cheese pizza is best pizza.

Idk what it is...maybe nostalgia.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I like Cheez-Its enough that I would try it. I'm positive I won't like it, but I would give it a go.

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Four cheese is actually a real Italian pizza, as opposed to ragù pizza

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pizza is supposed to taste like mozzarella but CheezeIts tastes like cheddar.

I like CheezeIts but I don’t think I want cheddar pizza.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I fully expect it will taste awful. I don't like cheddar on pizza. But I would still give it a try.

Side note, the cheese doesn't have to be mozzarella. My favorite style of pizza is Detroit and that uses brick. Goat cheese on pizza is fantastic too.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Every day we stray further from the grace of god

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 6 days ago

I like me a thin, cracker-crispy crust but using a literal cracker as the crust I don't think would offer the same experience.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Confession time I want to try the Cheez-It one although mostly out of morbid curiosity and I probably wouldn't like it

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I cooka da meatball?

I can't say I expected this to be the thing that radicalized me further today but it is what it is

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Isn't ragù just another name for bolognese?

Confusing product is confusing.

[–] Merva@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Ragu just means a meat sauce. Bolognese would be ragu alla bolognese, but there are other ragus which aren't bolognese.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes but this is Ragú, which is a US brand of Italian grocery products primarily known for making pasta sauce (in fact I didn’t even know they also made pizza).

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Funny enough, the parent company Mizkan is a Japanese corporation.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

So I shouldn't feel bad about putting ragu on ramen?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Apparently they also own Bertolli.