this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good job censoring the names, Rian Socia.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago

WHAT
FOLLOW GAY AND FABULOUS

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

I was doubting that claim so I looked up how much baby juice a blue whale unloads. I'm taking the first result I saw and not fact checking: 20 liters/5 gallons.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

did not enjoy either versions of my imaginations

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tumblr is leaking again 😄

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No thanks, I already ate

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A supermarket near me stocks 1.5 liter bottles of energy drink. I think the first time I bought one, I almost died. And the second time. I eventually decided that those aren't for me.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Those carried me through middle school when I had 9 or 10 hour days in 8th grade for some inexplicable reason. Luckily they're no longer for sale. Same drink in a 0.5L can is but it sucks even more in that format somehow.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is there a law saying you have to drink it all in one day?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

The energy drink would be Monster though.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

This is now a Mr Hands themed thread.