Good job censoring the names, Rian Socia.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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I was doubting that claim so I looked up how much baby juice a blue whale unloads. I'm taking the first result I saw and not fact checking: 20 liters/5 gallons.
did not enjoy either versions of my imaginations
Tumblr is leaking again 😄
uwu
OwO
Monster cum?
No thanks, I already ate
A supermarket near me stocks 1.5 liter bottles of energy drink. I think the first time I bought one, I almost died. And the second time. I eventually decided that those aren't for me.
Those carried me through middle school when I had 9 or 10 hour days in 8th grade for some inexplicable reason. Luckily they're no longer for sale. Same drink in a 0.5L can is but it sucks even more in that format somehow.
is there a law saying you have to drink it all in one day?
The energy drink would be Monster though.
This is now a Mr Hands themed thread.