I’m guessing they’re an old married couple who do this kind of thing all the time.
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Black shirts, as well, so I'm going to assume metalheads at least partially. I bet they're nice as pie and fun to talk to.
As the token short old lady in the supermarket, I love Bob.
It is a tall person's civic duty to assist the vertically challenged when requested (I've learned not to assume that a short person needs my help).
But who puts stuff on the high shelf in the first place. Tall people are the solution to a problem they created.
Capitalism demands high shelves to jam as many products into the smallest place possible. Both tall and short are victims of this.
"I may be vertically challenged, but I am horizontally gifted. Rawr!"
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It's not his fault...
I went to several concerts in my youth. Collective Soul had a remarkable number of very tall people, all blocking everyone’s view. I really wondered what it was about that band that brought them all together.
I appreciate people who have a sense of humor about themselves.
I'm pretty tall as well and used to get self concious about being up the front, but end of the day, i paid for the same ticket as everyone else and a band without a mosh would be insanely boring. Also if we all looked the same, we'd get typed of looking at each other