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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 75 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I love the one downvote. Like they're actually upset thier magic book isn't real.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 74 points 1 week ago

Yeah, Spiderman fans can be that way.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that's just Scott. he's a dick

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Lol that's the bot that downvotes everything. its not even an actual person.

You can expect to get random 1-5 bot downvotes per comment, its part of being an Open Source platform

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

There's 7 now. Could be the other denominations feeling left out or the Jewish upset the Torah is represented by their even younger siblings, v1.1 and V2.0.

[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is just so obvious. Why would God leave multiple versions of his own story around? Why did he not reveal himself to humans for the first million years of human existence on this planet? The only logical conclusion you can make is that humans invented Gods and not vice versa.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 68 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I’d rather have Spider-Man as a guide for my morals than that genocidal freak they call God.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could do a lot worse than Peter. "With great power, there must come great responsibility" is an adage to live by.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago
  • Be God
  • Create humans
  • Wipe out almost all life off earth in a flood because you’re not happy with the result

Yup, that’s what I call responsibility.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Actually there are many books of Spiderman which means there's more proof for Spiderman than there is for God.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Middle English: via Old French from ecclesiastical Latin biblia, from Greek (ta) biblia ‘(the) books’, from biblion ‘book’, originally a diminutive of biblos ‘papyrus, scroll’, of Semitic origin.

Little books. Booklets. Since both God and Spiderman have several books, they will have to play this out by arm wrestling or Parcheesi.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He was always the least ego centric spider-man.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Proof that for every two Jewish people there are at least three opinions

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[–] Tin@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (23 children)

I'm Buddhist, and it's always struck me as odd that so many religious people require their text to be literally true.

If it were to be definitively proven that the person called Jesus Christ never existed as a historical person on earth, the various Christian churches and organizations would stop at nothing to attempt to discredit this. They would be furious.

On the other hand, if it were definitively proven that Siddartha Gautama, the person who will be called the Buddha, never existed as a historical person on earth, most Buddhists would find it interesting, probably even humorous, and would go on happily practicing Buddhism.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cthulhu definitely exists. He calls to me in my dreams.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least cite Amazing Fantasy #15, heretic.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I have a book that proves Megatron overcame oppression and led the Decepticons to Freedom!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)
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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't Allah and God the same god?

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty much, but their believers get very upset if you tell them that

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well the Christians do, in my experience the Muslims are like "yeah, duh".

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How hard would it actually be to write a sacred book from the ground up, following the same structure? I'm thinking in writing a cryptic book that could easily be interpreted in a lot of ways, but still feel like a real thing, and make another book series that cite it. Like Tolkien did with Elvish, but a book instead of a language.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

The only difference between a religion and a cult, is the number of cultists.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Someone should use AI to take the bible and make a competing religion that uses science to disprove otger religions but convinently injects it's own unscientific narrative just to see how many people get convinced.

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