That documentary about Alex Honnold free soloing El Capitan was a giant hoax, actually. He just crawled a really long way on horizontal rock while his crew tilted the cameras.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same thing with Edmund Hillary and Everest. People don't know this, but Nepal is actually one of the flattest countries in the world, they just tilt it sideways for the tourists.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Tower of pisa is actually a stroad

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

nah you can tell that's not the right way up because the text ends up wrong

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh wait, it actually does kind of look like that. I was just trying to make a joke. kitty-cri-screm

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

i-cant

How is jean she has cance

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

one fart and I'm dead ___

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

one fart and I'm dead

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

One sneeze and you're toast.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

1 fart and I'm dead

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

pfweet

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

💀💀💀

[–] PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

No way. Even just looking at the picture is bringing out my intrusive thoughts lol.

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This picture makes my fingers tingle catgirl-happy

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

one tingle and I'm dead

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of my greatest fears

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is one of my greatest farts

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's why you have to face the other way - the toots keep you from falling

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eating beanis has never been more deadly. beanis

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Beware the 'friend' that asks you to eat beanis and go hiking

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

is an earthquake a planetary fart or a planetary cough?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Earthquakes are farts, volcanoes are poop

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking a volcano would have to be a sneeze.

Poopin' happens in subduction zones where the crust pinches one off into the mantle.