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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right so he's really into doors I see. Okay

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Hodor is finally going to lock that door.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Macro penis* when in use, micro penis when not in use. Next level "grower, not shower".

*or whatever's my partner's preference. I hear massive penises aren't actually that popular with most people who are on the receiving end.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine literally goes from non-existent to 6” and change. I consider it a superpower.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you talking about a strap-on...or what's going on here?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol. I mean I could show you a random picture of my penis, but when flaccid it literally it almost inline with my sac with the tip just barely peeking out. I was a bit self conscious about it, but when I get hard, it’s out there nice and normal.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Diet as a baby of Gerbers and Miracle Grow. 🤙

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never thought about how 'shapeshifting' always assumes volume- and mass-shifting as well.

There's stuff in there like shapeshifting into a hawk and then your legs break, because the bone diameter/mass-ratio is too small.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Why is one of his arms coming out of the fishing pole? Or is that some odd detail on the pole?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not a fishing pole. It's a shape shifting penis.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Probably. Never seen one that looks like that, though. Usually they're drawn in bumps all up the pole, not just at the bottom.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He's missing an arm, the fishing pole and that arm are part of his shapeshifting penis

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

That's the reel.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if he has the arm lowered and just uses his forearm to hold the fishing pole, the upper arm isnt visible

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's this thing? It's not a background detail. My best guess is it's supposed to be a reel or part of the fishing line, but it looks very strange.

i am still pretty sure its the arm

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It's the reel.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's also in the second panel, though.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Ah

I looked it up and it looks like slack on a fly reel

I haven't gone fishing in a long while

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Seems like turning that might be painful unless you carry a turning stick and just use the penis-keys for pushing the pins (or turning discs, or aligning wafers, etc). Also couldn't replace keys for magnetic locks unless you also added magnets to your body. But if you could shapeshift at will, you could just learn to lockpick any basic pin tumbler lock extremely quickly probably.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

... This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and this time I have here a shapeshifting penis.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Gives new meaning to “bumping” and “raking”

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶I take a look at my shape shifting penis, and my troubles start melting away🎶

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 1 week ago

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a shape-shifting penis.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's selfish to not right crime with it. With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most doorknobs aren’t at penis level for good reasons. I don’t think I would want to try and make the angle work..

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's shapeshifting. Extendoknob dongkeys.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's fishing with his rod.