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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right so he's really into doors I see. Okay

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hodor is finally going to lock that door.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Macro penis* when in use, micro penis when not in use. Next level "grower, not shower".

*or whatever's my partner's preference. I hear massive penises aren't actually that popular with most people who are on the receiving end.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine literally goes from non-existent to 6” and change. I consider it a superpower.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you talking about a strap-on...or what's going on here?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol. I mean I could show you a random picture of my penis, but when flaccid it literally it almost inline with my sac with the tip just barely peeking out. I was a bit self conscious about it, but when I get hard, it’s out there nice and normal.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Diet as a baby of Gerbers and Miracle Grow. 🤙

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Never thought about how 'shapeshifting' always assumes volume- and mass-shifting as well.

There's stuff in there like shapeshifting into a hawk and then your legs break, because the bone diameter/mass-ratio is too small.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Why is one of his arms coming out of the fishing pole? Or is that some odd detail on the pole?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a fishing pole. It's a shape shifting penis.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's missing an arm, the fishing pole and that arm are part of his shapeshifting penis

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Probably. Never seen one that looks like that, though. Usually they're drawn in bumps all up the pole, not just at the bottom.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

That's the reel.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if he has the arm lowered and just uses his forearm to hold the fishing pole, the upper arm isnt visible

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What's this thing? It's not a background detail. My best guess is it's supposed to be a reel or part of the fishing line, but it looks very strange.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's the reel.

i am still pretty sure its the arm

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's also in the second panel, though.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ah

I looked it up and it looks like slack on a fly reel

I haven't gone fishing in a long while

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Seems like turning that might be painful unless you carry a turning stick and just use the penis-keys for pushing the pins (or turning discs, or aligning wafers, etc). Also couldn't replace keys for magnetic locks unless you also added magnets to your body. But if you could shapeshift at will, you could just learn to lockpick any basic pin tumbler lock extremely quickly probably.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

... This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and this time I have here a shapeshifting penis.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gives new meaning to “bumping” and “raking”

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's selfish to not right crime with it. With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

🎶I take a look at my shape shifting penis, and my troubles start melting away🎶

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 1 week ago

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a shape-shifting penis.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most doorknobs aren’t at penis level for good reasons. I don’t think I would want to try and make the angle work..

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's shapeshifting. Extendoknob dongkeys.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He's fishing with his rod.