If you drift, you can catch them both!
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NANI?!
Do those come as an option with cybertrucks?
It does, but if the cybertruck gets any water on it ever, then the function is permanently broken and the car might explode with the door handles stuck locked. (which also might happen if the car doesnt get wet).
See, this one understands. Combo multipliers are important to winning new high scores!
Ooh, an elementary school playground during recess! engages 4WD
If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both
Good thinking, Agent.
Oh no I charged too much, I'm blowing up.
I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:
A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?
- Honk your horn and yell at them.
- Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
- Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
- Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.
I was so tempted to pick the last option.
A, C, and D in that order.
if you drift you could hit both
New trolly problem just hit!
Right. How do you hit both?
Or do you lose your pride as a driver?
why is that baby not on a leash!
this car's a lost and blinded fool...oh no I've said too much. I said it all.
My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.
Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. "I simply wouldn't find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with" lmao
oh... anyway
Déjà vu!
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it
Pull the emergency brake, spin the wheel, and drift. You got this.
I think I thought I saw you die
Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?
🎵trying to keep to the right
🎵trying to aim for that tree
What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.
There should realistically be an option for driving off the road into the trees.
or not speeding in the first place
Ideally the speed limit should be set such that it would always be possible to stop in time at such crossings. Even more ideally the road would be designed such that it would be impossible to exceed that limit.
Unfortunately there are many places where this is not the case.
How about driving with at most that speed that would allow you to break to a full stop inside the range you can see. Or within half that range if the street is to narrow for another passing car.
Tryin not to keep, eye on road And I don't stop for dogs before, for. Oh no I missed stop sign. Didn't stop enough.