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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If you drift, you can catch them both!

[–] three@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago
[–] Bonus@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Do those come as an option with cybertrucks?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It does, but if the cybertruck gets any water on it ever, then the function is permanently broken and the car might explode with the door handles stuck locked. (which also might happen if the car doesnt get wet).

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

See, this one understands. Combo multipliers are important to winning new high scores!

Ooh, an elementary school playground during recess! engages 4WD

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you whip it sideways you might be able to get them both

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Good thinking, Agent.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Oh no I charged too much, I'm blowing up.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I still remember one of the questions on my written driving test from almost 30 years ago. It was something like:

A group of pedestrians start crossing the road in front of you, just as the light turns green for you. What do you do?

  • Honk your horn and yell at them.
  • Nothing, just wait for them to finishing crossing.
  • Rev your engine to scare them into crossing faster.
  • Hit one to teach the rest a lesson.

I was so tempted to pick the last option.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 days ago

A, C, and D in that order.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

if you drift you could hit both

[–] KashSigma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (14 children)

New trolly problem just hit!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Right. How do you hit both?

Or do you lose your pride as a driver?

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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

why is that baby not on a leash!

this car's a lost and blinded fool...oh no I've said too much. I said it all.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

My truck is lifted so that I can safely cruise over all the babies in the road. Just gotta keep them between the tires.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Buncha Jordan Petersons in these comments. "I simply wouldn't find myself in this moral dilemma to begin with" lmao

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

oh... anyway

Déjà vu!

I've just been in this place before

Higher on the street

And I know it's my time to go

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Trying to hit all two
But I don't know if I can do it

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Pull the emergency brake, spin the wheel, and drift. You got this.

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[–] voicesarefree@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I think I thought I saw you die

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Solution: Never touch Tesla! Confused as to what is so fucking hard about that?

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

🎵trying to keep to the right

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

🎵trying to aim for that tree

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

What an idiot. There’s a whole picnic just out of frame that’s had it too good for too long.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There should realistically be an option for driving off the road into the trees.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

or not speeding in the first place

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ideally the speed limit should be set such that it would always be possible to stop in time at such crossings. Even more ideally the road would be designed such that it would be impossible to exceed that limit.

Unfortunately there are many places where this is not the case.

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[–] wischi@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

How about driving with at most that speed that would allow you to break to a full stop inside the range you can see. Or within half that range if the street is to narrow for another passing car.

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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Tryin not to keep, eye on road And I don't stop for dogs before, for. Oh no I missed stop sign. Didn't stop enough.

[–] Thelie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Sung to the tune of Corning My Religion, of course.

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