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[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 164 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It looks like from the comments, but I'm not seeing it.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

One bar, two bars, two bars, one vertical and one horizontal bar

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

I treat any meme with vertical and horizontal lines close together as “loss” until proven otherwise

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[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ok this is my favorite version

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Is this what happens when you're going to Lose the baby?

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wasn't the original comic about a miscarriage?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t see why it would be like that. Even if the chemical these were detecting was sky rocketing during miscarriage, the test should only have two lines worth of reagent (test and control) built into it. You don’t get more lines from high concentration. This looks like a misprint.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this the loss of understanding of a joke?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

Uh oh, yup.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago

sorry for your loss

[–] Master@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

It means you're pregnant, but going to miscarry.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pregnant with the reincarnation of Piet Mondrian

[–] Boxscape 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You seen Aliens?

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mega pregnant

Just saw the loss reference. It's worse than getting Rick Rolled

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Loss will never not be funny.

[–] raptore39@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

B̷̧̨͇̱̉͛̇a̶̢̬̬̕b̴̢̾͊̕y̶̻̖̺͔̿̀̈́

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Is this loss

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...

I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Outdated4134@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 10 points 1 week ago

A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not pregnant.

Pregnant.

Super pregnant.

Super duper pregnant.

Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You're this one)

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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