If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I'm having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs
this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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The principal is getting a 3 hour tense but polite discussion on prescriptivism vs descriptivism and he's going to be defending descriptivism whether he likes it or nor and he's going to lose the entire while being simply unable to hangup. This will never happen again.
You doin too much
Love that for you
Why?
Also, you can't stop language from changing. Change is certain. We don't talk like people 100 years ago and that's a good thing.
My guess is they are used sarcastically/ironically and whoever made the board is sick of hearing them.
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start listing them out continuously untill you get expelled
Finna has come back?
It’s never gone away!
Kids are gonna kids
I don't understand what teachers think a "banned words list" is gonna accomplish except being the new target of bored kids/teens
(Unless they're just tired of hearing it, but this isn't a good solution imo)
Literally 1984
On my list ...
Um
Like
Perfect
Know what I mean?
End of the day.
How did all of this brain damage manifest itself?
Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!
Type S? Not an Acura fan?
This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".
And here I thought that they misspelt 'banal'...
On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.
Where grimace shake and skibidi shit
Dude, what a gnarly bunch of dweebs like, you can't use that language, doy!
Every cohort of kids will have their slang and in-jokey vocabulary, a very small part of which will be entered permanently into the lexicon. I'd like to nominate "rizz" as this generation's contribution.
Man, rizz is the new yeet, and both belong on the pedestal of excellent slang.
Im finna yeet rizz into heavy rotation
skibidi [adj.]
- nonsense (derogatory)
That's my pick.
Nah, that one is going to be emblematic of this period. In 2035 they're going to look back at videos from 2024 and hear all the skibidi and cringe the same way we do looking back at 2006 and hearing "FAIL!" every other word.
Why are grandmas banned, what did the do