You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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βMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.β
Cast it into the fire!!
Hasta la vista, baby
OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.
That's kind of the point though, isn't it?
If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations
Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.
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"Now this is happening"
My nipples look like milk duds.
Your clothes are red!
Again with the squeaky shoes.
Say hello to my little friend
You wouldn't toss a dwarf
βAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to dieβ
βWove. Twue woveβ¦β
The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
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Large Marge sent me
Anybody want a peanut?
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us.... a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It's just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me... Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I've got an idea, why doesn't Lancelot go?
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ludicrous speed⦠GO!
Get to da choppa.
Proceed to the helicopter
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
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It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
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βWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?β
I don't like sand.
"Yeah, well, you know, thatβs just, like, your opinion, man."
If you cannot identify this line...
"Obviously, youβre not a golfer."
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!