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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

seems reasonabl

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Nut coddler face

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

How bizzare...

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

[–] Steven_T_Baxter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The veges can wait. It's hero time! (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

Iran approves this message.

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