Tape a note on the neck, back, or shoulders of one of his staffers. He will probably find it while groping them.
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Rock through the window with a message tied to it
He is unironically good friends with Adam Friedland so if you can connect with the bug you might be able to reach him.
Also like the joke here is that yall are libs, I know that isnt true and yall are great.
But if I can somehow get to call him Fredo to his face somehow I'll fuckin do it in a heartbeat
number? i have the number of bullets he'll get when he goes against the wall, if that's what you're looking for?
write it upside-down in a toilet bowl near his residence. he'll see next time he gets thirsty.
You have to speak his language. ~~Bribe him~~ donate to his campaign.
You're thinking of his brother, Andrew
Ah, my bad.
Wrap it around a check, with an AIPAC return address on the mailing envelope.
bury it in under a plate of GABAGOOL