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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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"phew finally! i am free of that salesman" i saids to myself happily

then i hear knockings on the door

"would you likes to buys something" said Jack Offer scared

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Thanks for signing the contract, we'll see you tomorrow."

He handed me his card, he was the penis removal salesman.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People looking out of the window on the bus meme but both sides are penis removal salesman

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

A scary thought to 13 year olds on reddit, then those same people would wish the penis removal salesman was real just a few years later

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

sees your pfp

God damn it I can't escape that Asgore meme

Also AAAAAGH SCARY no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

dont check my profile banner

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Jack offer? I barely know 'er!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Okay now i can't sleep because of this post thdt you just made. Thank you.... NOT