this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
29 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

632 readers
251 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

And getting frosty brain

chicken-bop

top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Um excuse me alshually the words are "beanis colada" tyvm

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I was never good at remembering song lyrics rip :'(

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That song is about having an affair so not far off

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does the lead singer put his dick in an icebucket, i haven't listened to it in a while

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

New ice bucket challenge dropped

*attempted affair

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There aren't enough songs about watermelon vodka slushies. In fact there aren't any, as far as i cam tell

[–] dead@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

theory-gary "He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a vodka drink." ~Chumbawamba