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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

Presumably a reference to the town, or more specifically the road sign for it.

[–] KMAMURI@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a street sign for the town in Newfoundland.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we looking at the same picture? That's clearly a sticker on a car.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dildo, Newfoundland Road Sign

edit: Better image source.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Came here to drop some obscure Newfoundland knowledge and somehow 2/3 of the comments already beat me to it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No cops pull them over for not having a license plate because they don't want to walk up and be pointed out as a dildo.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Cops hate this one trick

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

THIS is exactly what I thought it meant.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone going faster than them is a dildo apparently.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's an interesting take. You're probably correct.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It means the dildo is on the left.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

It saves the trouble of having to walk all the way around the car!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don't see anything wrong.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone's cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
  • Where is it located?
  • It's up my ass, sir.
  • I'm gonna ask you to present it.
  • Pardon?
  • Sir, please get out of your vehicle...now slowly pull down your pants...slowly...ahh.. Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight...

Here we go, I'm writing smut.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like "he was reaching out for a dildo!"
Police britality!

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Anyone that’s in the left lane beside them is a ^

I get irrationally annoyed when I see cars without license plates. I can't help but think the dildo is inside the car.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

The fuel cap?

[–] lime_red@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Extremely old South Park reference?