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[–] notsure@fedia.io 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...how many times do i have to say this, don't fuck kids...

[–] Acinonyx 25 points 1 week ago

so he openly stated that he doesn't agree with the statement that "no one is above the law" in an attempt to distract the people from him raping children?

[–] sqw 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

yet more projection

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

More jazz hands to distract media attention from the Epstein scandal

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The reply here would be to post an AI video of Trump leading several young girls into the Oval office and locking the door.

It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] some_guy 13 points 1 week ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Oh so it’s ok for him to use AI to spread lies but if anyone else has made one with him with his hand on a 13 yr old it’s suddenly an offence.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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